Sunday, April 6, 2008

Already?!!!

-April 7th. It's my birthday and I'll die if I want to, die if I want to, die if I want to...fortunately, I don't. In fact, I think I'd like to delay that as where's my martini? long as possible. I'm not going to get all depressed just because I keep getting older each year, and don't even look like myself in the where's my fucking martini?! mirror anymore. Everyday of life is a gift. I welcome all the signs I had it two minutes ago of aging with open arms, for I am becoming wiser and more evolved with each day. I know that I am still as vital and coherant as that's it...the writing stops until I find my God damned birthday martini, the last place I remember having it was in the kitchen, when I went in there for the Estrovin, then I wanted another twist, so I opened the fridge, and...oh, there it is behind the prune juice, now where was I?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kj said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, RM!!!!!!

Wieneke said...

Another year gone, RM? And still sound and pretty? Congratulations and a happy birthday for you. Is there birthdaycake somewhere? :-)

Ben said...

Happy birthday :)

Make another drink to hold you over until you find the first one!

Debra Kay said...

Ah RM, happy happy birthday.

I had a weird age experience yesterday-I was driving and thought I saw someone I knew from highschool. Then I realized, that was a highschool girl and the girl I was thinking about was my age...MY age.

For some reason, it bothers me when I run into people I've known and they look older than I do...it's shocking.

Fortunately, I'm dealing with full blown body dysmorphia right now and can't be bothered with a few wrinkles!

Slip said...

Happy Freakin' birthday youngster!

RED MOJO said...

anon, THANK YOU!!!!!!!

kj, THANK YOU TOO!!!!!!

wieneke, Hahaha, At least I still sound pretty! There was cake, and I gave it away, there aren't enough rowing hours in the day!

ben, Thank you! Good suggestion, let me write that down...where's my pen?

debra kay, I looked up dysmorphia, and I think I have it too! Thanks for the birthday wish. :)

slip, Thanks buddy!

VE said...

Happy Birthday!! I guess we don't have the same mom because we were born the same year and my birthday is in just over three months. That would mean a very short pregnancy or we were twins and I just was flippin' late as usual.

Have a fruity rum drink for me...

Anonymous said...

Hi Red Mojo. Happy Birthday! Have a great time and I hope you'd get what you wished for today. :-) What's the perfect gift for your Mom on her 70th? Ask her what she wants to eat and cook it for her. Yes, make the meal yourself no matter how hard it is. She'll remember it as your best birthday gift ever. Trust me. ;-)

tsduff said...

Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie Red Mojo
Hippo birdie two ewes

You are still but a little babe... Hope you find your martini :) Have fun.

RED MOJO said...

ve, better late than premature, wink wink nudge nudge. Thanks for the birthday wish!

anonymous, Thank you. I already do this every year. I make birthday dinner for both my parent's, and mother's day and father's day. I used to be a sous chef, so they have not been able to stump me yet! And you're right, they do appreciate it.

tsduff, Thank you for the song! Your very tweet!

Anonymous said...

It's not over yet is it? You must be SLOSHED by now! HAHA!!

RED MOJO said...

anon/wattssssloshed meeen?

Anonymous said...

HhHAHhHAHHAHAAA! An exagerated form of what you were when posted! I know where all those martinis have gone... ;)

citizen of the world said...

Don't they roll around quickly these days? Nevertheless, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

RED MOJO said...

anon, hahaha, thanks for frequenting the birthday martini bar!

cit, They do, fast all the time! Thanks for the birthday wish!

Ces said...

Happy birthday Red Mojo. I hope the party continues tomorrow...

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Happy birthday, Mojo!

I'm older than you and I'm still living, sort of, so cheer up. It could always be worse (kind of.)

Is there any cake left?